Stay Lazy.
We'll handle the mess.
A small crew in Miami and Chicago that treats your place like our own — same faces every visit, supplies already in the van, and a price you hear before we start.
Houses · Apartments · Airbnb turnovers · Post-construction
Free quotes · No obligation · Supplies included · Recurring or one-time
You're handing someone your keys.
That should feel easy.
Letting a stranger into your home is the hard part of hiring a cleaner. Here's how we make that decision simple.
Same crew, every visit
You'll know them by name. No strangers rotating through your home.
On time, or you hear first
If anything shifts, you get a text before the window, not after.
The quote is the price
What we send is what you pay. No add-ons mid-clean.
Final walkthrough, together
We check the place with you before leaving. Anything missed gets fixed right then.
We bring everything
Products, tools, vacuum. You don't need a thing under the sink.
Text a real person
No phone tree, no ticket. Message us and someone answers.
Three jobs, done properly.
Every visit gets quoted for the actual place — size, condition, and how often you want us back.
Houses & apartments
Regular upkeep, or a full reset when it's gotten away from you.
- Kitchens and bathrooms
- Floors, dusting, surfaces
- Weekly, biweekly or monthly
- Move-in and move-out
Airbnb turnover
Guest out, guest in. Reset between stays so your reviews stay clean too.
- Linens changed, beds made
- Restock and staging
- Photo check before we leave
- Same-day turnarounds
Post-construction
The dust that keeps coming back. We take it out in passes until the place is livable.
- Dust, debris and sticker removal
- Windows, tracks and fixtures
- Rough and final cleans
- Contractors and homeowners
From first message to spotless.
Six steps. No surprises in any of them.
Tell us about your place
Form or text. Size, condition, and what needs attention most.
Get your quote
A real number for your place, not a range that moves later.
Pick your day
One-time, weekly, biweekly or monthly. Hosts, send your turnover windows.
We show up and work
On time, with everything we need. You don't have to be home.
We walk it with you
Final check before we leave. Anything off, we fix it right then.
We keep coming back
Regulars get our best rate and the same crew every time.
The name is the whole idea.
Six steps on our side. Three on yours.
Your part
- Tell us about your place
- Pick a day that works
- Let us in
That's it.
Go be lazy.
Our part
- Send you a clear quote with nothing hidden
- Show up on time with our own supplies
- Kitchens, bathrooms, floors, glass, the parts people skip
- Haul out the trash and the dust
- Walk it with you before we go
- Come back on your schedule
Before you ask.
It depends on the size and condition of the place and how often you want us. Send the details through the quote form and we'll come back with a real number.
A standard house or apartment usually runs a few hours. Deep cleans and post-construction take longer — we'll tell you the expected window when we send your quote, so you can plan your day.
No. Plenty of clients leave a key, a code, or a lockbox. Tell us how you want us to get in and we'll follow it exactly.
Yes, everything comes with us. If you'd rather we use specific products on your surfaces, leave them out and let us know.
Plans change. Give us as much notice as you can — a day ahead is ideal — and we'll move you to the next open slot.
Usually, yes. Send us your checkout and check-in times and we'll tell you straight whether we can hit that window.
We cover Miami and South Florida, plus Chicago and the surrounding suburbs. If you're on the edge of either area, ask — we'll tell you before you waste time.
Send the form and we'll reach out directly to confirm the details and get you a quote. If it's urgent, call or text instead.
Tell us about your place.
- Takes about a minute
- No obligation, no pressure
- We reach out directly with a price
Prefer to talk? Call or text